Hmm, who should we kill? The annoying fat guy? The annoying new mother? The annoying redneck asshole? The annoying girl who can't act? The annoying hobbit?
Hey guys, I have an idea! Let's kill off the character we've explored the least! The actress whose talent we've only hinted at! The one who has a romance that's actually working! The only one with a personal connection to the character we killed off last season, so we never have to actually deal with the emotional repercussions of that!
We'll finally give her her own episode, make it clear how sad and pathetic and tragic she is and then WE'LL KILL HER! We'll have our most promising new cast member pull the trigger! That way we can stir up some nonsense with one of our Emmy nominees, instead of exploring his character in a new, less obvious direction! SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN!
Oh and next week, we'll do an episode exploring in full what we just told the entire audience happened. That way they'll be less surprised when we show how it happened and we can delay dealing with the stupid thing we just did. And put off dealing with everything else a little bit longer.
I mean people will keep watching, no matter what we do.
(sigh)
2 comments:
I toooold you. Oh wait, actually, I didn't. But still.
For fuck sake, why? I hate, make that HATE Michelle Rodriguez. Could she overact a bit more please? I was beginning to like Shannon. Showed she was the smartest female by banging one of the hotties. What else is there to do, you are stranded on an island?
xNat
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